Welcome Readers! Author Taila stopping by for a quick introduction. The characters of Reclaiming Wonderland have been begging to answer some questions for y’all. Only Alice, Caterpillar, Cheshire, Hatter, and March made time for us today. But I’ve been told any of the other characters will appear if they’re asked a direct question. Enjoy!
Question: Can you start by introducing yourself today?
Alice: Alice Young. Not a code name. I’m twenty-five, living
in Wonderland. Is there really anything else they need to know?
Cheshire: Cheshire Cat, happy to meet all my fangirls. I’m
twenty-six.
Hatter: I’m Hatter. I do all the groundwork for the
Resistance. I’m twenty-seven.
March: H-hi, March here. Not really sure why I was invited. I’m
twenty-seven.
Caterpillar: *silent staring* (Alice: That Caterpillar. He's
an old man.) I’m only thirty-five.
Question: What or Who is the greatest love of your life.
Alice: Chocolate cake or mac and cheese.
Cheshire: Don’t get in the way of her eating. I’m pretty
sure Caterpillar still has a limp. The greatest love of my life is sleep.
Hatter: Alice and March.
March: Hatter and Ali.
Caterpillar: Alice. (Alice: Are you sure it isn’t brooding?)
Question: Who is your best friend?
Alice: Dina
Cheshire: These idiots.
Hatter: March.
March: I guess since they’re more my partners my best friend
would be TweedleDee.
Caterpillar: I don’t have friends. (Cheshire: I’ll remember
that.)
Question: What is your favorite weapon?
Alice: A dagger.
Cheshire: My perfect pearl handle pistols. My precious,
deadly weapons. (Author Taila: Yes he has pulled them out and is petting them.
It’s only slightly disturbing.)
Hatter: I can work with anything.
March: I prefer not to use weapons at all.
Caterpillar: My fists. (Alice: Big guy, are you good? You’re
gonna creep out the audience.)
Questions: What is the first thing you noticed about your
partner(s)?
Alice: With Hatter, it was his eyes, the green is just so
vivid. March’s lips, they’re so full. I was honestly jealous at first.
Obviously, for Cheshire, his hair. I was too pissed off at Caterpillar to
notice much about him, so I guess his douchebag personality.
Cheshire: Those pretty blue eyes.
Hatter: With March, we were just kids, but it’s just his
energy. It's soft but so strong. Alice... you can’t help but notice her. I was
like a moth to a flame. Couldn’t even focus on the job I was sent to do.
March: Hatter’s h-hair. It’s always been so thick and
beautiful. Ali, her hair, it shone like spun gold in the light.
Caterpillar: Her fist hitting my face.
Question: What is your favorite color?
Alice: Blue
Cheshire: Violet.
Hatter: Orange, like a sunset.
March: Light green, it reminds me of spring.
Caterpillar: Red (Alice: Like blood?) Yeah.
Question: Have you ever questioned your sexuality?
Alice: One time Dina and I kissed to see if we liked women.
I don’t.
Cheshire: I’m down for whatever is fun.
Hatter: I struggled with it for a long time, but I’m
bisexual.
March: I just like people for who they are. Whatever they
have in their pants doesn’t matter to me.
Caterpillar: Straight as a rod, but comfortable. (Author
Taila: With what?)
Question: Do you have any living relatives?
Alice: Obviously Lily, but I think anything else would be a
spoiler. (Author Taila: Saying it’s a spoiler, spoils the spoiler.)
Cheshire: Not that I know of.
Hatter: I was an only child. Mom died when I was a kid, Dad
disappeared years ago.
March: Unfortunately yes.
Caterpillar: No.
Question: Are you a dog or cat person?
Alice: Both. I like animals.
Cheshire: Ah, I actually prefer dogs, but I like cats too.
Hatter: Dogs.
March: I’m allergic to dogs, so I prefer cats.
Caterpillar: A big dog is useful for guarding.
Question: What is your full name? Do you have any nicknames?
Alice: Alice Evangeline Young. Ali and Al are my main ones.
But these four call me all sorts of things.
Cheshire: I hate you for this question. Sinclair Eugene
Malone. If anyone calls me by that name I’m getting the pistols back out. Ches
or Cheshire only.
Hatter: Hayden O’Hare. I don’t really have any nicknames.
March: Maxton Danara. A few people will call me Max or
Marchie.
Caterpillar: Roman Ainsworth. Alice calls me Cater but what
she should really call me (Author Taila: Woah woah woah, take it down a notch
sir. That’s not safe for work.)
Question: If your childhood had a smell, what would it be?
Alice: Chocolate chips cookies fresh out of the oven.
Cheshire: Flowers. Can’t tell what which ones, but my mom
this floral perfume. The whole house always smelled like it.
Hatter: Sandalwood and aftershave.
March: Tobacco and rubbing alcohol.
Caterpillar: Motor oil. I liked working with my dad on his
bikes.
Question: Is Wonderland a real place?
Alice: Well I’m standing right here talking to you aren’t I?
Wonderland is just a nickname, we’ve forgotten what the city was called before
the world ended.
Cheshire: Only as real as you believe it to be.
Hatter: I wish it wasn’t sometimes.
March: Far too real.
Caterpillar: That’s a stupid question.
That is the end of today's interview. Please feel free to drop any questions you might like to ask in the comments or reach out directly to Author Taila on any of her social media.